Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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