Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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