Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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