So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
17 year olds will be the death of me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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