I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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