so that wasnt chicken after all
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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