; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
