Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
that may or may not have been my penis.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
