Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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