Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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