in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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