Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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