it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I could fuck to npr.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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