k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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