too bad you live with your parents still
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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