Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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