We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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