It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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