I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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