I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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