it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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