This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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