they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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