i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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