Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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