Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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