I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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