I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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