the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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