How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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