Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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