You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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