So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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