When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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