Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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