I am puke
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
vagina is talking i cant
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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