Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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