Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
false alarm. still invincible.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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