Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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