I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Boobs are out for the taking
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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