After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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