i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
