Is it normal to miss your booty call?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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