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(318): View more from Louisiana

That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch

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(301): View more from Maryland

people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.

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(248): View more from Michigan

either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.

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(618): View more from Illinois

She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up

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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.

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(212): View more from New York

Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg

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