you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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