So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
This is my life. Enjoy the view
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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