Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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