morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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