Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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