ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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