quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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