I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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